Shaving Sucks
© …steph…
My legs itch, I nicked myself twice, and I want to know who came up with the bright idea that women should shave!
Did you know Neanderthals used to engage in this pain-in-the-butt ritual? That can't be a good sign. And women specifically have engaged in depilatory practices since about 4,000 B.C.
That's how long humanity has been hung up on smooth legs. It's madness I tell you.
And even though I've been at this for over half my life, I haven't found the magic formula to make it simple and worry free. And yes, I've read up on the topic.
I'm thinking laser-zapping them to oblivion is the only real solution.